TALES FROM TECH SUPPORT 1/title>  <link href="/style.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" media="all"> </head> <style> body { background-image: url('./innersegment.png'); background-position: center; } </style> <body> <h1>"A User From Hell"</h1> <a href="./blog.html">BACK</a> <p>Since coming out, A lot of things have changed. My parents still don't know, meaning my Clark Kent persona has continued to hold up to the now two people it matters to. I've managed to muster up the hutzpah to start wearing slightly more feminine clothing out. Hell, I got totally wasted tonight, cut my finger open, and played Mario Party 2 and none of my friends gave a shit that I wore a skirt for the whole thing. (Yes, I am making this blog post while drunk.)</p> <p>Drinking to Mario Party is some of the best shit that you can do with friends by the way. The way you do it is:</p> <li>Get a group of friends (3-4 ideally. I imagine 2 would just be lonely.)</li> <li>Get something to eat beforehand, ideally something nice and filling.</li> <li>Pick the best map in Mario Party 2 (whatever that may be to you. I like Space Land and Horror Land the best personally. It doesn't even need to be Mario Party 2. Just 1-8 or Superstars)</li> <li>Start placing bets on random things. If there is a CPU, you can drink everytime you all lose to it. Or, you can get real cocky and say "Yeah, I bet a drink I'll win this minigame"</li> <p>That night did not go well after typing those rules out.</p> <embed height="0" width="0" src="Quote.mp3"> </html>